Ode to Moms

Suzanne Uncategorized

This post was borrowed from my author friend’s newsletter, Ann Gabhart, writer of bestselling books about the Shakers. Wishing you a happy Mother’s Day today! 

Kids Answer Questions about Mom
How did God make Moms?
He used dirt just like for the rest of us.
Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
What ingredients did God use to make Moms?
God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but I’d guess pretty bossy.
What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?
His last name.
Does he make at least $800 a year?
What does your Mom do in her spare time?
Moms don’t do spare time.