National Oxymoron Day

Suzanne Uncategorized

This was one of those “Huh?” things in our paper today…

If your colleagues seemed a tad breathless this week, it was probably was because March 9 was National Panic Day. It also was, for some reason, National Get Over It Day.

One would think whoever came up with these official designations would check the calendar first. It’s enough to make our hearts palpitate and our palms sweat and oh dear, oh dear, oh dear–wait! Whew. We’re OK. All calm now. We’re over i–…oh no, oh no, oh no!