Hungry Sharks

Suzanne Uncategorized

Here’s a glass half-empty, half full sort of story.

It seems that the sagging economy has reduced the number of shark attacks around the world.

Last year, the number of folks eaten by sharks was at its lowest level in five years, a fact experts attribute to fewer vacations.

Without plump tourists cavorting in the open seas, sharks are reduced to a diet of…normal shark food.

Other fish.