Friday Fun: Angels… As Explained by Children

Suzanne Fun

Kids really do say the darndest things! I came across this collection of quotes from kids about angels and had to pass along the humor. Too cute!


I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
—Gregory, age 5

It’s not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there’s still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
—Matthew, age 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
—Mitchell, age 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he’s not much good for science.
—Henry, age 8

Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! 
—Jack, age 6

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again,  somewhere there’s a tornado.
—Reagan, age 10

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his Son, who’s a very good carpenter.
—Jared, age 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t go for it.
—Antonio, age 9

What I don’t get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them. 
—Sarah , age 7

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