The Amish…In Their Own Words

My husband discovered a clothes washer makes an excellent mouse trap. Leave the lid open. Once a mouse is inside, pt it on spin cycle for only a short time. Upon opening the lid, the mouse will be so dizzy it won’t even think of biting you when you pull it out! Scribe from Rutledge, Missouri


In their own words…
Cool, wet and cloudy, day after day. Thunderstorms and lightning have kept some awake at night. At a recent gathering it was discovered that all the men present had slept through the thunderings. But all the women verified that there had been thundering. One man reported that if things get too rough, then he finds it out, because his wife wakes him. Scribe from Clayton, Illinois

Source: The Budget, PO Box 249, Sugarcreek, Ohio 44681

About Suzanne

Suzanne Woods Fisher writes bestselling, award winning fiction and non-fiction books about the Old Order Amish for Revell Books. Her interest in the Plain People began with her Old Order German Baptist grandfather, raised in Franklin County, Pennsylvania. Suzanne's app, Amish Wisdom, delivers a daily Amish proverb to your phone or iPad. She writes a bi-monthly column for Christian Post and Cooking & Such magazine. She lives with her family in California and raises puppies for Guide Dogs for the Blind. To Suzanne's way of thinking, you can't take life too seriously when a puppy is running through your house with someone's underwear in its mouth.

Comments

  1. Mocha with Linda says:

    Those are great! I especially like the skating or swimming one.

  2. where’s my post? not writing the whole post out again lol you missed a typo mods